Writing sex stories isn't that sexy

Editor:

Do you have a minute? I need to run through the copy for your sex story. *Reads very loudly* "Facing a 45-degree angle, slip your leg between his. It's supposed to stimulate the clitoris." Okay, I don't get that sentence. What is 'it' referring to? His leg? Your leg?

Me:

No, it's the position itself. The angle your body is at when he penetrates.

Editor:

Ah, so it should say: "At this angle, his penis is supposed to stimulate your clitoris..."

Me:

Yea that's much clearer.

Editor:

And your description for the reverse-cowgirl... "Get him to fondle your breasts". Is it better if I say, "leaning back further makes it easier for him to fondle your breasts?"

Colleague:

*Looks up from work* Wow. This is so weird.

Editor:

What?

Colleague:

I can't believe you're talking about breasts and dicks with such a straight face!

Editor:

Tsk. Oh c'mon, we have to be rational about this!